Where the hell have you been?!
Did you get abducted by aliens on the way here? You looked probed.
Welcome to the website of the most hilarious and gifted comic ever to have come from Down Under.
You may have seen me in the movies, on your TV (next to Grandma's ashes), heard about my awards, twittered, Face-booked, poked or You Tubed me. You may just have loved me from afar. I can understand that. So now you are here, slip off your shoes and have a look around. Actually, slip them back on...the dog is retching.
Welcome and enjoy.